We are not meant to leave this earth in a well preserved body, however
slide out sideways with a coffe in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other shouting woo-hoo, what a ride!
It will not cause you brain damage if you change the toilet paper!
I may not be rich and famous, but I have priceless Grandchildren!
I'm so busy I don't know if I found a rope, or lost my
horse.
Love wasn't put in our hearts to stay. Love isn't love
'til you give it away.
To love is recieve a glimpse of heaven.
A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke.
I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left.
I like you.....you remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Excellence is not a skill.....it's an attitude!
A mother holds her children's hands for a while and their
hearts forever.
Never get so busy making a living, that you forget to make
a life.
If Lassie were a Sheltie.....Timmy would never have fallen in the well
in the first place.
Every person's life is a fairytale written by God's fingers.
Hans Christian Anderson
(1805-1875)
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